When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and forget they don't speak the same language as you.
  • Me: omfg send help I'm dying
  • Them: what?!
  • Me: i can't even omg
  • Them: you can't even what?
  • Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
  • Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
  • Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
  • Them: .....what is that
  • Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
  • Them: ....riIiiiight
  • Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
  • Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
  • Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
  • Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
  • Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
  • Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
  • Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
  • Them: .....
  • Me: literally dead omfg
  • Them:
  • Me: SOBBING
  • Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

thecouncilcankissmyass:

bansheesinyourbackyard:

Before I even started watching Glee I loved Britt because of this gifset.

Only reason  I could ever watch Glee. Brittany.

She just up and does this kind deed. And they are sitting there, with bitch faces on. It just .. it makes me dislike them all intensely. I wonder if it’s just a really really bad photoset.

(Source: diannaagrons)

Reblog if you have a dirty mind.

wowfunniestposts:

69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this

this blog is epic

(Source: tush)

I’m not a Tumblr famous. I love it when a read number appears above my inbox icon. If someone followed me, I smile and it makes me happy. When I lose a follower, I ask myself why. When someone hates me, only few people comfort me. When I make a text post, I seldom have notes for it. Almost all of my posts are reblogged from other users. When I hold an honesty hour, you can count with your fingers the people who ask. But despite the fact that I have not much follower count, I am proud of my blog. Why? Because the person who is reading this right now chose to follow me. :) I love you followers.

(Source: w-intersonata)